1 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:15,349 [Music] 2 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:44,700 ah 3 00:00:30,550 --> 00:00:44,700 [Music] 4 00:00:49,610 --> 00:01:00,930 [Music] 5 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:13,090 k 6 00:01:00,930 --> 00:01:14,750 [Music] 7 00:01:13,090 --> 00:01:47,560 [Applause] 8 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:47,560 [Music] 9 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:58,090 [Music] 10 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:28,289 k 11 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:28,289 [Music] 12 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:31,840 l 13 00:02:32,980 --> 00:02:36,800 [Music] 14 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:46,479 [Music] 15 00:02:50,290 --> 00:02:58,410 [Music] 16 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:01,840 ah 17 00:03:03,980 --> 00:03:16,949 [Music] 18 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:43,279 A 19 00:03:31,370 --> 00:03:43,279 [Music] 20 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:06,840 p 21 00:04:00,550 --> 00:04:08,920 [Music] 22 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:13,200 What are you looking for? 23 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:17,160 Harmala, looking for a chicken. Have you seen a chicken pass by? 24 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:21,320 Here, tick, have you been reincarnated? 25 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:26,400 Fox, if I were like that, I would eat all the chicken 26 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:30,360 Without a price, why don't you get chickens and that's why you have a yard? 27 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:35,199 I am accustomed to answering questions and giving 28 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:38,639 My advice is priceless: Don't own a chicken, you tick 29 00:04:35,199 --> 00:04:40,880 One hen imagines that I am searching for her eggs 30 00:04:38,639 --> 00:04:40,880 Eat 31 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:45,800 Where do you not sell chicken? 32 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:55,120 I will sell you a tick if you tell me 33 00:04:50,919 --> 00:04:59,240 Advice advice meeting egg oh 34 00:04:55,120 --> 00:05:03,720 It's a tick not to move your tongue sometimes for free 35 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:07,280 Move it for free. I would tell you, for example, give me 36 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:07,280 The chicken is priceless 37 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:20,050 [Music] 38 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:35,680 Tick Peace be upon you and upon you 39 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:41,840 Peace be upon you, the glory is early, where are your goods? 40 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:46,600 The take is sold out, thank God, and why won't it come? 41 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:49,240 Others, others, need money 42 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,240 And money 43 00:05:53,280 --> 00:06:01,720 Missing. I brought this to sell in the market and found it 44 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:05,319 The shop is closed. Don't wait for it for a while 45 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:10,800 No, except this. I have forbidden this matter to myself 46 00:06:05,319 --> 00:06:10,800 Why, take that, it's a long story, father 47 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:17,880 Let it be the story of the merchant who came to you from Isfahan 48 00:06:15,639 --> 00:06:22,039 Oh 49 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:27,680 You know him and I know he was carrying a glass bag 50 00:06:22,039 --> 00:06:28,560 Your trust in me, I swear that you are behind this and you have been saved before him 51 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:31,520 Who 52 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:36,120 Clutches 53 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:39,039 I was saved from his clutches, but you saved me by your actions 54 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:44,000 This, Abu Wahb, made me follow a path 55 00:06:39,039 --> 00:06:47,199 The right thing is to put a pot with me whenever you want and whatever you want 56 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:49,880 You are one of those who are rare in a time when cheating is common 57 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:49,880 And fraud 58 00:06:51,039 --> 00:06:56,479 Peace be upon you, peace and mercy be upon you 59 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:01,520 God 60 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:14,520 Woe to you, Jew, I gave you the egg, so where? 61 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:19,000 Advice: I'm a prisoner, unlike my emotions 62 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:23,599 I advise you to listen, tick, what is the price of this egg? 63 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:27,680 One carat, how many eggs does a chicken lay in a year? 64 00:07:23,599 --> 00:07:31,199 A period of three months, or a little less than that 65 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:33,400 The total is 90 eggs, if no one eats them 66 00:07:31,199 --> 00:07:37,120 An animal or steal it 67 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:40,919 A thief if the price of eggs is 90 68 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:44,599 What is the value of what a chicken eats every day? 69 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:49,800 Half a carat if a chicken eats its value 70 00:07:44,599 --> 00:07:53,759 The year is 180 carats, so what does an egg cost? 71 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:58,960 This method is half a qirat if the chicken eats it 72 00:07:53,759 --> 00:08:02,560 What is the value of 180 kirat in the year and what does it cost? 73 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:05,440 The egg is like this. I see why 74 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:08,400 I don't eat chickens and I have a large space in front of me 75 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:13,400 House, how did you see my advice? 76 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:13,400 A tick is like a chicken egg in an empty house 77 00:08:22,490 --> 00:08:31,440 [Music] 78 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:31,440 Food 79 00:08:34,230 --> 00:08:49,370 [Music] 80 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:59,580 [Music] 81 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:18,040 [Music] 82 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:22,120 Haramla, what brought you here are two things 83 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:25,200 The first is that I need light this night, so I sit down 84 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:26,760 Here to put the lamp oil in 85 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:30,760 My house 86 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:34,560 Secondly, a guest will not enter my house and be paid to me 87 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:37,959 The cost as you see in this 88 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:40,440 Innovation: Your innovation has motivated me, Harmala 89 00:09:37,959 --> 00:09:42,279 For another innovation in it 90 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:46,360 An order 91 00:09:42,279 --> 00:09:50,600 The first is to return home and light your lamp 92 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:55,399 The second is that I have just come to you to stay in your house 93 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:59,519 In the morning, he adhered to his hospitality despite his will 94 00:09:55,399 --> 00:10:04,160 There are two things about you that you will not succeed in because I am accustomed to them 95 00:09:59,519 --> 00:10:07,519 It is dark in my house and there is no visitor 96 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:07,519 It comes in a while 97 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:17,610 I was overcome by negligence in this, O Jew, but I... 98 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:26,850 Tell your story 99 00:10:17,610 --> 00:10:26,850 [Music] 100 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:31,320 Once 101 00:10:32,790 --> 00:10:36,169 [Music] 102 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:42,640 [Laughter] 103 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:52,600 Still 104 00:10:47,839 --> 00:10:56,120 Asleep, wake up, O servant, rise, the sun is almost reaching his dome 105 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:59,760 Heaven, leave me, woman, how can I pray to you? 106 00:10:56,120 --> 00:11:03,040 The bar in Karkh market is still closed 107 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:05,079 What benefit can you expect from a store with empty shelves? 108 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:07,480 And his land 109 00:11:05,079 --> 00:11:11,920 Empty try to 110 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:15,720 Fill it, there are two solutions without a third, you tick 111 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:22,160 As for closing the shop 112 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:27,279 Or why are you silent? What is the second solution? Go to 113 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:28,240 Harmala, what do you say? I said, “Go to Harmala.” You go 114 00:11:27,279 --> 00:11:32,440 To 115 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:36,040 Haramla, what makes you laugh, woman? I went back to what 116 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:41,120 I pushed you to him, but you never pushed or encouraged me to 117 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:44,360 Have you forgotten, Hadeem, what you are talking about? 118 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:49,120 To go to him so he can advise you on a meeting 119 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:51,079 Egg We are back to the beginning when you go to Harmala 120 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:55,040 If I ask him 121 00:11:51,079 --> 00:12:00,680 Dina, what do you borrow from? 122 00:11:55,040 --> 00:12:04,000 Haramla, I have no solution other than that. Listen, servant 123 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:06,430 We live on subsistence, we will not find evidence from Harmaleh 124 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:26,360 One carat 125 00:12:06,430 --> 00:12:28,160 [Music] 126 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:31,160 I heard you 127 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:31,160 Servant 128 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:44,639 Take care of him, you tick, you have spread this morning 129 00:12:40,079 --> 00:12:47,880 Judge Where is your husband? He just went to his shop then 130 00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:51,680 Here it is but it's gone 131 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:54,600 Lumbering, do not despair, do not despair, you tick, it is 132 00:12:51,680 --> 00:13:00,120 The beginning what? 133 00:12:54,600 --> 00:13:03,320 You slaughtered a rooster, Judge. You slaughtered a rooster in the tent 134 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:07,480 This chicken is his fault and what? 135 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:10,560 A young man was in the tent with two hens laying eggs 136 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:14,199 They lived together until one day he moved out 137 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:17,959 He chose a dinner in our neighbor Baraqish’s yard, but he was there 138 00:13:14,199 --> 00:13:21,480 Five eggs. The neighbor and I disputed over their division 139 00:13:17,959 --> 00:13:27,440 She took three and gave me two and he continued 140 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:27,440 The dispute between us is why I slaughtered this matter 141 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:35,320 So 142 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:38,680 If the rooster is left alive for another day, it will lay a sixth egg 143 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:38,680 It made it easy to divide 144 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:42,529 [Music] 145 00:13:49,519 --> 00:13:56,680 Alima Harmaleh, where did you buy this? 146 00:13:53,120 --> 00:14:02,680 The answer is oil with an egg, as the advice I say 147 00:13:56,680 --> 00:14:06,519 I bought it from Ghaith, a grocery store, and how did you know because Ghaith? 148 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:10,560 The grocer sells oil in two ways in the container as well 149 00:14:06,519 --> 00:14:13,480 Bear and in the balance as I bought and what is the difference 150 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:13,480 Between what you buy 151 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:23,360 And buy it, the difference is big, Harmala, explain to me 152 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:28,000 This is what drives me 153 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:28,000 That's for the sake of friendship, let's say 154 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:36,199 Between us, won't you advise me, Abu Wahb? I will advise you 155 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:41,480 You bring what? 156 00:14:36,199 --> 00:14:46,839 Bring an egg, an egg, and why is the egg the advice? 157 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:48,920 With an egg of your knowledge, you quoted it and how 158 00:14:46,839 --> 00:14:53,800 I gave it to you and I did not hear from you 159 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:59,800 Something and how can I hear you while you have the egg? 160 00:14:53,800 --> 00:15:02,959 For a third, then we witness it on us. What do you think? I agree 161 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,959 I won't keep the eggs 162 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:10,800 You have this moment, less than one grape 163 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:21,320 How much did you buy this ball for a dirham and a quarter? 164 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:25,839 A dirham and how much is a grape of oil? Take a dirham and a quarter 165 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:30,959 Which dirham is better to buy, a ball of oil or... 166 00:15:25,839 --> 00:15:30,959 A bunch of oil died, I don't know 167 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:41,319 I know, Haramla, that the capacity of oil is less than its weight 168 00:15:37,319 --> 00:15:42,639 That's why it's better to buy oil by weight 169 00:15:41,319 --> 00:15:45,959 You buy it 170 00:15:42,639 --> 00:15:50,519 I can't keep quiet, oh 171 00:15:45,959 --> 00:15:53,360 Harmala, how much oil have you lost since you were buying oil? 172 00:15:50,519 --> 00:16:00,360 Since I told you until now 173 00:15:53,360 --> 00:16:01,839 Today, take, take the one with the egg, the one with the egg, please 174 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:04,639 This is a price 175 00:16:01,839 --> 00:16:06,480 My advice, go ahead, my horse 176 00:16:04,639 --> 00:16:13,160 Come on 177 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:13,160 Do you know what this egg is equivalent to and what it is equivalent to? 178 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:19,040 [Music] 179 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,920 My soul 180 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:53,759 Why don't you drink tea? 181 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:53,759 Radha is no longer passionate 182 00:16:53,839 --> 00:16:59,880 With what 183 00:16:56,040 --> 00:17:02,600 Do it like the door of eternity and humiliate me 184 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:06,120 Trade experimented with spices 185 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:09,679 At a loss, I sold vinegar and ginger 186 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:13,439 I failed, I brought honey, but I did not win 187 00:17:09,679 --> 00:17:17,839 His business: I tried dates, but I only gained from them 188 00:17:13,439 --> 00:17:22,640 Woe because you were a fraud and people ran away from you 189 00:17:17,839 --> 00:17:26,439 But I repented, I repented, God Almighty accepts repentance, so what 190 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:29,559 By God, people do not accept my step on the road 191 00:17:26,439 --> 00:17:31,520 Correct, you need the second step 192 00:17:29,559 --> 00:17:34,720 How to get to 193 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:39,320 That's what I don't know about 194 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:41,400 Answer: The happiest man is the one who shares with his wife 195 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:44,039 His worries 196 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:47,160 And his joy, rather say that he is happiest 197 00:17:44,039 --> 00:17:52,039 A woman who shares her husband's joys 198 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:55,080 And rest together. Who made you impoverished, O Khuzaym? 199 00:17:52,039 --> 00:17:58,400 Which left the shop shelves empty except for some 200 00:17:55,080 --> 00:18:03,080 Empty bottles, stop your income, woman, manage 201 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:03,080 Your order in the morning awaits me a lot 202 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:28,159 Work, Your Honor, what's up? 203 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:29,320 Haramla, I am not disappointed. This is your robe and this is your turban 204 00:18:28,159 --> 00:18:34,080 What 205 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:36,600 Speak words at a price. Woe to you, Haramla. Do you think I am? 206 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:42,000 Khazma or 207 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:47,720 I didn't mean that, sir. What do you mean then? 208 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:51,000 I mean, there is a price behind my story, and what is your story, Abu? 209 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:54,280 Jaafar Al-Samman is the man who gave you what 210 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:58,080 He borrowed it from you and then added what you both agreed upon 211 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:59,280 Usury, know this. You have achieved what you wanted, so there are no doubts 212 00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:02,280 Oh what you mean 213 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:05,600 Abu Jaafar was two days late in paying his debt 214 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:09,760 They are perfect, and what is the harm in that harm in that it is usury? 215 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:13,679 He did not give me a carat for these two days. Woe to you 216 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:17,520 O greedy person, secure it for two days, and you have been robbed of it 217 00:19:13,679 --> 00:19:22,080 His race, may God forgive you, Your Honor, or do you think that? 218 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:26,080 These two days are a significant amount of time. Ibn al-Khattab ruled 219 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:30,000 Al-Mu'tazz day and night, and yet he was his caliph then 220 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:32,640 Bilqis' throne was brought from Yemen to Palestine 221 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,640 With his side 222 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:41,720 Ain, let alone two days, sir 223 00:19:37,940 --> 00:19:41,720 [Laughter] 224 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:57,640 The judge will arrest you, you damned chicken 225 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:59,200 I will not let anyone into the house of someone who loses half of his villages 226 00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:03,720 Daily 227 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:08,200 What's wrong with you, tick, squeaking the chicken? 228 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:10,320 Damn it, damn this damned chicken, I can't hear 229 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:14,679 Except screaming and shouting 230 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:17,960 I will sell it to be very beautiful, even if it is very beautiful 231 00:20:14,679 --> 00:20:21,320 I sold it without you, I will sell it without you, and I bought it 232 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:24,480 Dirham, the important thing is that you get out of this house 233 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:27,640 Relax, you didn't tell me what you did 234 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:31,760 Today I came back with my secret 235 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:31,760 When I tried to borrow from... 236 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:42,640 One day, yes, I tried. I went to Abu Jaafar Al-Samman 237 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:47,960 Abu Musa gave the fruits and his limbs 238 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:52,960 Grocers and most butchers I went to all of them 239 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:59,559 I excluded someone, but I did not find any help 240 00:20:52,960 --> 00:21:04,360 Only two of them deviate from this rule: 241 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:08,000 Bahloul Abu Wahb, who fulfills my desire, but he does not 242 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:12,480 He has something to help me 243 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:14,680 The second is Harmalah, except Harmalah, except Harmalah 244 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:17,769 Kill that lice 245 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:17,769 [Music] 246 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:31,799 Greed 247 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:35,919 [Music] 248 00:21:31,799 --> 00:21:36,919 Like, where are you man? I passed by your house yesterday 249 00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:41,200 Why 250 00:21:36,919 --> 00:21:46,200 I stayed in the shop all day to calm down 251 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:49,360 Rest assured, I have not forgotten your case. I will cover your affairs when, when 252 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:54,320 O judge, his goods are fading day by day 253 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:57,520 Take people to guard their money, but I am happy with it 254 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:59,600 To them and who guarantees them 255 00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:04,760 That 256 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:09,200 Okay, okay, I'll take your case, okay, Judge 257 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:12,279 Tell me what the rooster meat was like 258 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:18,480 And his broth, any dick, any 259 00:22:12,279 --> 00:22:20,360 Take the rooster whose tick was cooking yesterday 260 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:25,159 Why don't you answer? 261 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:29,520 Oh, are you afraid that we will share a rooster with you? I do not own a rooster 262 00:22:25,159 --> 00:22:31,320 Judge, all I have is one chicken and something 263 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:35,799 Of lentils 264 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:41,880 And the beans, what are you saying, Khuzaym? I smelled 265 00:22:35,799 --> 00:22:47,559 I smelled it with my nose and saw its eggs with my eyes. What did you say? 266 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:47,559 A rooster's egg, and when did the rooster lay eggs? 267 00:22:55,400 --> 00:23:00,880 The judge loses everyone who is entrusted to Ali 268 00:23:03,279 --> 00:23:06,279 A case 269 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:15,799 Tick, what are you doing to the chicken, tick? 270 00:23:11,559 --> 00:23:19,120 I offer it for sale. I will not lose half a day 271 00:23:15,799 --> 00:23:21,600 Poor women, how much does it cost? 272 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:25,880 Umm Badrham 273 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:30,520 This is the price of what I bought it for with this dirham 274 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:33,760 A lot of chicken ticks like this and more, but you 275 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:37,080 You showed it to everyone in the market and they refused to buy it 276 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:37,080 I watched this Pam 277 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:44,159 Well, I sell it for less than a dirham 278 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:48,360 You mean nine? 279 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:56,520 duangs, even if you find someone to buy them 280 00:23:52,880 --> 00:24:00,840 With seven, when you did not say eight, eight without 281 00:23:56,520 --> 00:24:00,840 Nine straight, I was afraid to say 282 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:06,440 Six 283 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:10,320 Well, I'll sell it for seven 284 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:15,880 Dawang, but who will buy it? 285 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:18,880 I am you, and what is the wonder of that, you strange tick? 286 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:22,640 Je hield me een tijdje geleden voor de gek dat de kip verliest 287 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:25,559 Elke dag een halve qirat. Ben je vergeten waar je door geïnspireerd werd? 288 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:30,640 Het was een teek 289 00:24:25,559 --> 00:24:33,799 De waarheid is: waarom zou je het kopen als je werd geadviseerd? 290 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,799 Ik adviseer je 291 00:24:34,090 --> 00:24:39,880 [Muziek] 292 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:39,880 Vink en advies 293 00:24:42,470 --> 00:24:45,579 [Muziek] 294 00:24:51,020 --> 00:24:54,210 [Muziek] 295 00:24:55,640 --> 00:25:05,320 Met een ei, wat denk je van waar je het over hebt, Abu Wahb? 296 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:05,320 Het project dat ik presenteer 297 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:11,039 Op jou 298 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:14,600 Schapen geven wol 299 00:25:11,039 --> 00:25:21,440 En mest wordt veroordeeld 300 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:26,200 Dit alles melken en baren, wat zegt u hiervan? 301 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:26,200 Het project, maar waar kan ik de prijs krijgen? 302 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:34,799 De twee schapen, ik zal ze bij je brengen, en wanneer heb je gisteren? 303 00:25:30,679 --> 00:25:40,640 Ik betaalde hun prijs aan hun eigenaar, de oorsprong van de kudde, O Khuzaym 304 00:25:34,799 --> 00:25:46,720 Een vruchtbare ooi, een volhardende herder en een genereus land 305 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:53,000 Dit is het begin van een project waar ik zeker van ben 306 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:53,000 Noodzaak en het einde van een project dwingen mij daartoe 307 00:25:53,480 --> 00:26:02,640 Rijkdomrechter Junaid Rechter Junaid 308 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:02,640 De zegen is voorbij en voorbij 309 00:26:04,950 --> 00:26:26,290 [Muziek] 310 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:37,349 Kilt 311 00:26:29,390 --> 00:26:37,349 [Muziek] 312 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:41,559 Ik zie dat Balula... 313 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:50,919 Hij adviseerde u zoals hij mij adviseerde, en hij zal u vijgenschapen brengen. Hij belde mij 314 00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:55,000 Beiden zonder er zelfs maar iets voor te betalen 315 00:26:50,919 --> 00:26:59,039 Als ze hem melk, mest, wol en melk geeft 316 00:26:55,000 --> 00:27:03,360 We hebben de prijs aan hem teruggegeven, daarna gewacht en deze is gestegen 317 00:26:59,039 --> 00:27:07,919 Stel dat de twee schapen stierven, wat moeten we dan doen? 318 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:10,679 Stel dat de thee is gestolen, wat moet Harmal dan doen? 319 00:27:07,919 --> 00:27:15,000 Hij wil zijn geld 320 00:27:10,679 --> 00:27:19,520 Ten tweede ben ik in de war over mijn situatie, ik weet niet wat 321 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:23,520 Wat ik doe is oppassen voor Harmaleh en gerust zijn voor Bahloul 322 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:26,880 Het advies van rechter Junaid mag niet bijzonder worden opgevolgd 323 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:30,159 Voordat een haan vijf eieren legt, ook al gehoorzaamt hij hem 324 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:30,159 Het is nu zes uur 325 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:48,679 Ik ben er zeven vergeten, geef me mijn paard en neem mee 326 00:27:48,799 --> 00:27:56,640 Je ezel, ik zie je op een ezel rijden. Wat is er mis met jou? 327 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:56,640 Jouw paard is mijn paard 328 00:27:57,120 --> 00:28:05,279 Ziek. Uw advies heeft vruchten afgeworpen, Vader 329 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:08,559 En ik ben dol op wat deze pot met honing bevat 330 00:28:05,279 --> 00:28:13,159 Ik nam het als een druif en nam het niet 331 00:28:08,559 --> 00:28:18,279 Het werkte niet, Haramla, wat? 332 00:28:13,159 --> 00:28:22,120 Je bedoelt dat ik winst wilde maken, maar ik verloor toen ik verloor 333 00:28:18,279 --> 00:28:25,519 Je adviseerde me een paar dagen geleden en ik kreeg een ei voor een prijs 334 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:29,480 Jouw advies, lieverd, is anders dan 335 00:28:25,519 --> 00:28:31,519 Olie hoe niet 336 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:35,760 Ik adviseer je 337 00:28:31,519 --> 00:28:39,480 Met een Turks ei maakte ze een afspraak met een teek om haar eieren terug te halen 338 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:43,919 Ik weet het niet. Ik vertelde je het advies met een ei. Je stemde er ongewild mee in 339 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:47,039 Wat adviseer je mij? Breng eerst het ei. Nee, dat zal ik niet doen 340 00:28:43,919 --> 00:28:52,200 Je kunt een Jood voor de gek houden 341 00:28:47,039 --> 00:28:56,600 Als oorlog kun je nu je advies geven. Zeg 342 00:28:52,200 --> 00:29:00,600 Uw advies: neem het ei als het zo groot is als de olie 343 00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:06,120 Als het gewicht afneemt, zal het volume honing toenemen, en jij ook 344 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:11,880 Harmallah: Je kocht je honing op gewicht en niet op volume 345 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:15,880 Dus ik heb verloren, en degene die dat bevestigt, is een balans 346 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:15,880 Khuzaym, je hebt uitgeblonken 347 00:29:16,799 --> 00:29:23,919 Wat de eieren betreft, hallo, welke mooie eieren wil je? 348 00:29:21,159 --> 00:29:28,399 Tweede advies: Wil je alles van mij afnemen? 349 00:29:23,919 --> 00:29:31,760 Eieren kan ik je adviseren, zolang de kip maar eieren legt 350 00:29:28,399 --> 00:29:31,760 Ga weg van mij 351 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,480 Over mij 352 00:29:36,110 --> 00:29:55,779 [Muziek] 353 00:29:57,039 --> 00:30:00,039 354 00:30:04,990 --> 00:30:16,890 [Muziek] 355 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:28,679 Waarom buigt rechter Junaid zijn hoofd en loopt niet? 356 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:31,320 Op de grond 357 00:30:28,679 --> 00:30:35,080 Wat doe je op zo'n moment? 358 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:39,320 Abu Wahb, men vraagt ​​niet wat hij thuis doet 359 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:43,039 Alleen degene die zich buiten het huis bevindt, wordt daarnaar gevraagd 360 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:48,320 Dinar uren geleden en hier zoek ik ernaar 361 00:30:43,039 --> 00:30:48,320 Zoek, zoek, ik ben niet de eigenaar van de dinar waarvoor 362 00:30:53,440 --> 00:31:03,760 Het lijkt erop dat je voorwaarden, Haramla, niet zijn verlopen 363 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:09,519 Ik kom morgenochtend niet naar huis, man van de nacht 364 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:13,440 Tijdens zijn laatste shake luister ik naar 500, wat genoeg is 365 00:31:09,519 --> 00:31:14,880 Een dirham is niet genoeg voor mij, ik kan je niet geven 366 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:20,960 Meer 367 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:25,760 Nou, ik heb het geaccepteerd. Wee jou 368 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:26,919 Denkt u dat dit zo gemakkelijk zal gebeuren? Wij zijn nog steeds binnen 369 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:29,559 Ten eerste 370 00:31:26,919 --> 00:31:30,919 De manier 371 00:31:29,559 --> 00:31:34,919 Wanneer is het klaar? 372 00:31:30,919 --> 00:31:39,399 Het terugbetalen over een jaar is het jaar van de Arabieren 373 00:31:34,919 --> 00:31:41,960 Het is hetzelfde, of de Romeinen nu Arabieren of Romeinen zijn 374 00:31:39,399 --> 00:31:45,919 Het belangrijkste is dat je geeft 375 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:52,240 Dirhams Heb je gezien hoe slecht je bent in wiskunde? 376 00:31:45,919 --> 00:31:59,840 Het verschil tussen de twee jaren bedraagt elk twaalf dagen 377 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:59,840 De prijs is goed. Ik wil het voor een Arabisch jaar. Wij schrijven dit op 378 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,960 Patches 379 00:32:06,399 --> 00:32:09,399 500 380 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,880 Dirham 381 00:32:16,679 --> 00:32:19,679 Volgens 382 00:32:25,159 --> 00:32:29,840 Het jaar 383 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:29,840 Arabisch 384 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:35,399 Teken hier, ja 385 00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:48,960 Neem de 500 en laat hem dan los 386 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:54,159 Dirham De tijd voor dirhams is nog niet gekomen 387 00:32:55,559 --> 00:33:05,279 Na de winkel is er een winkel op de Al-Karkh-markt 388 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:10,600 Leeg op de markt, niet tevreden met je honger, nee 389 00:33:05,279 --> 00:33:16,320 Ik smeek je, Haramna, geef me waar ik om vroeg 390 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:16,320 En ook volgend jaar kom ik dubbel bij je terug 391 00:33:16,399 --> 00:33:21,360 vroeg ik 392 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:21,360 Mijn recht 393 00:33:24,559 --> 00:33:31,919 Ik stel voor 394 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:36,200 Ik herinnerde het me, zeg, zeg, Harmala. Dit is mij één keer overkomen 395 00:33:31,919 --> 00:33:39,519 Een man die niets had, kwam naar mij toe en ik sponsorde hem 396 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:44,120 Zijn lichaam nam mij als slaaf 397 00:33:39,519 --> 00:33:48,279 Nee, maar als u dat niet kunt, verliest u uw schuld en de rente ervan 398 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:50,760 Hij sneed een stuk vlees van je lichaam af in het bijzijn van mensen op een markt 399 00:33:48,279 --> 00:33:56,440 Al-Karkh, als je tevreden bent 400 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:56,440 Laten we dus een overeenkomst registreren bij de rechter 401 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,720 Junaid 402 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:04,880 Beveel mij aan 403 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:07,880 Karada, moge ze terugkomen 404 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,880 Ongedeerd 405 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:16,720 Ik ben niet bang voor wat je doet en waarom 406 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:19,359 De theehandel bloeit tegenwoordig in Bagdad 407 00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:23,440 En ik ben goed in verkopen 408 00:34:19,359 --> 00:34:28,079 Wat mij bang maakt bij het kopen, is het bedrag 409 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:32,040 Je hebt gewacht tot hij voor zo'n bedrag een hypotheek op je lichaam zou nemen 410 00:34:28,079 --> 00:34:33,280 Hoe zou hij ermee hebben ingestemd de 500 dirham te geven? 411 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:39,879 Schrijf dit op 412 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:39,879 De toestand is gerustgesteld, jij aap misschien 413 00:34:48,860 --> 00:34:52,010 [Muziek] 414 00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:59,640 Goed 415 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:23,560 Waar is mijn dienaar? 416 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:27,880 Ons heiligdom ligt er nog steeds 417 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:30,440 Heeft hij geen thee meegenomen uit het land van Daylam? 418 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:34,320 Alles wat in de rivier werd bevolen, is dat niet 419 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:38,760 Er is geen macht of kracht behalve in God, de Allerhoogste, de Grote, en wat? 420 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:44,040 Doe het aan de deur van zijn winkel als hij wacht tot hij tevreden is 421 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:46,110 Dit zijn mijn handen, de weduwe van het jaar is nog niet voorbij, maar dat is het wel 422 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:47,880 Het zal voorbijgaan 423 00:35:46,110 --> 00:35:53,560 [Gelach] 424 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:59,560 Mary verloor de 500 dirham die hij betaalde 425 00:35:53,560 --> 00:36:03,040 Eén Harmaleh Harmallah, ik denk niet dat het je schulden en de prijs ervan zal tegenhouden 426 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:07,599 Een stukje vlees van zijn lichaam als wat we hebben afgesproken niet wordt uitgevoerd 427 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:07,599 Ik zal zijn lichaam snijden 428 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:23,760 Win, ik smeek je om mij nog een kans te geven die ik heb genomen 429 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:26,720 Moge ik vuur sturen om mijn zweet en vermoeidheid te lessen 430 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:30,640 Bij je mislukte zaak zweer ik dat ik je hoofd niet zou afhakken 431 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:35,240 U hebt mijn kwalen genezen, rechter, Edelachtbare 432 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:40,839 Als iemand mij 1 dirham of 700 leent, heb ik 300 433 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:45,319 Je hebt je eigen lot getrokken, wat je ook volgt 434 00:36:40,839 --> 00:36:50,960 Een stukje van je schouder, de helft van je tong, of beter 435 00:36:45,319 --> 00:36:55,280 Alleen zijn uw ogen, Edelachtbare, ik kan het implementeren 436 00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:59,160 De uitspraak is dat je dit mag doen zolang het niet wordt uitgevoerd 437 00:36:55,280 --> 00:37:04,480 Wat hij beloofde hielp daar niet bij 438 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:09,720 Eén, Edelachtbare, ik maak bezwaar tegen waar u bezwaar tegen heeft 439 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:14,280 Hé, rechter, hoe gaat u akkoord met een contract? 440 00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:18,240 Het bevat woeker, en de Almachtige God verbiedt woeker 441 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:22,319 O Elihu, je hebt bepaald dat deze man... 442 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:25,960 Er werd een stuk van zijn lichaam afgesneden, en daar stemde hij mee in 443 00:37:22,319 --> 00:37:28,400 Hoe kan ik gehoorzamen zolang er geen bloed op het stuk zit? 444 00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:31,800 Een stuk zonder bloed 445 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:35,359 Ik weet niet wat ik moet zeggen over wat Abu heeft meegebracht 446 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:38,280 Wahab is niet in tegenspraak met de waarheid en de wet, maar wij wel 447 00:37:35,359 --> 00:37:41,440 Daar waren we het over eens, Edelachtbare. Wil je... 448 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:42,190 Mensen vermoorden mij als ik hier wegga, meneer 449 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,520 Rechter 450 00:37:42,190 --> 00:37:48,160 [Muziek] 451 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:52,440 Dankzij jou, Abu Wahab, heb je mij gered 452 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:58,200 Sak Harmala Maak je geen zorgen, neem maar, waar is je Ram? 453 00:37:52,440 --> 00:38:02,200 300 Hij beschouwde het als een heiligheid, en hij is je nog steeds een dirham schuldig 454 00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:07,520 Je zult het hem geven als je het ook steunt 455 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:12,319 Nou, godzijdank, godzijdank 456 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:17,480 In godsnaam, dit zijn twee schapen die op het punt staan te bevallen 457 00:38:12,319 --> 00:38:20,520 Bestel ze en wees zuinig om eerst te dekken wat voor u nog verboden is 458 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:26,480 En wat voor de eigenaar 459 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:33,599 Ten tweede zijn dit twee eieren die ik voor twee fooien heb verkocht 460 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:35,520 undefined 461 00:38:33,599 --> 00:38:39,040 undefined 462 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:41,640 undefined 463 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:47,839 undefined 464 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:51,480 undefined 465 00:38:47,839 --> 00:38:51,480 undefined 466 00:38:56,440 --> 00:39:26,449 undefined 467 00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:26,449 undefined 468 00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:56,319 undefined 469 00:39:28,220 --> 00:39:59,319 undefined 470 00:39:56,319 --> 00:39:59,319 undefined 471 00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:16,500 undefined 472 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,870 undefined 473 00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:23,719 undefined 474 00:40:18,870 --> 00:40:23,719 undefined 475 00:40:26,319 --> 00:40:54,829 undefined 476 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:54,829 undefined 477 00:40:56,240 --> 00:41:12,990 undefined 478 00:40:57,330 --> 00:41:13,740 undefined 479 00:41:12,990 --> 00:41:16,110 undefined 480 00:41:13,740 --> 00:41:20,539 undefined 481 00:41:16,110 --> 00:41:20,539 undefined 482 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,800 undefined